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Idear_Man: How many turkeys can your old man put away at Thanksgiving time?

Mikey: Three. And those would be 14-pound turkeys.

karlwithak: Where did you pick up your fabulous dancing skills?

Mikey: Um ... I don't know. I started dancing young, because I love music so much. I guess I just kinda picked up the rhythm somewhere.

Shoofly: Mikey, who reports to you at OCC?

Mikey: Nobody really reports to me at OCC. I have to report to, probably, about eight different people.

MikeysNurse: Did you have fun at Disney World?

Mikey: I did. I loved Disney World. I was so entranced by it that I bought way too much overpriced Disney stuff while I was there. And I knew it, too, when I was buying it. What did I buy? What didn't I buy?

Fish: Did Earl ever find his shoe?

Mikey: Nope. One day someone will catch it on a hook.

soccer9ss: What is in Senior's red cup?

Mikey: Gasoline. No, really, it's usually an energy drink.

Krieger: You're my hero, Mike. When are you going to don the supersuit and the telephone booth?

Mikey: Give me a week or so.

Krieger: One word answer: Meaning of life?

Mikey: Women.

Candy: Hey, Mikey, you are as cute as a bug's ear. Do you look more like your dad or your mom?

Mikey: I couldn't say. I see a little of both, I guess.