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Catchy Captain's Quotes

 
 

Words to Live By

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The Deadliest Catch captains certainly have a way with words. If you are looking for some words to live by, we've got a few here. And who better to get them from — these guys make a living cheating death. But there are also a few quotes that are just plain funny.

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Captain's Quotes Archive


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SEASON 3:

Episode 12: A Frozen Finish
Johnathan Hillstrand of the Time Bandit: "We're f*&@#!g in trouble! ... we might be getting in our survival suits later on!"

Episode 11: Ice and Open Water
Greg Moncrief of the Farwest Leader: "If you want to stay, then just keep your mouth shut and do your f*&@#!g job!"

Episode 10: Trials of the Greenhorns
Monte Colburn of the Wizard, Opilio Season: "You've just basically admitted you're a quitter and you're not man enough to step up to the plate and do the task."

Episode 9: Crossing the Line
Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie: "This is big-time weather and anything can happen."

Episode 8: Caught in the Storm
Andy Hillstrand of the Time Bandit: "Big waves ... really big waves ... We could see some of the deadliest waves we've seen for a long time."

Episode 7: New Beginnings
Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie: "In drastic times you've gotta do drastic things."

Episode 6: The Last Lap
Johnathan Hillstrand of the Time Bandit: "We'd rather be lucky than good any day..."

Episode 5: Bering Sea Salvation
Phil Harris of the Cornelia Marie: "You're not a man 'til you've pulled a tooth out with a pair of pliers."

Episode 4: Cheating Death
Sig Hansen of the Northwestern: "Robots are good. Robots don't think. Robots are used to repetition. Robots don't complain. Robots are little zombies."

Episode 3: Pain and Paybacks
Keith of the Wizard: "It only takes one bad wave to ruin your day."

Episode 2: Heading Out to Sea
Phil of the Cornelia Marie: "This ain't a hamburger stand out here, y'know? This is the real deal and people really die."

Episode 1: A Tragic Beginning
Blake of the Maverick: "It's a crab boat. It's not a democracy. There's one guy in charge and now I'm that guy."

 
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