More Rowe-isms:
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"What a stupid way to end a perfectly average career"
Submitted by: cherryrn
"Is that a putty knife in my pocket or am I just ap-peal-ing?"
Submitted by: MikeRoweShouldSingMore
"Why is there always a pit?"
Submitted by: raycrampton
"I'm here to slow you down, cost you money and screw up the process ... "
Submitted by: Knuckles1
"It's not the itching..it's the chafing."
Submitted by: rosegirl
"What a stupid way to end a perfectly average career"
Submitted by: cherryrn
"Do it once then cross it off the list."
Submitted by: twintiques
"The Pig has your back."
Submitted by: Mike
"Chop your own wood -- it'll warm you twice."
Submitted by: Shari
"Everything sounds more credible in a pipe."
Submitted by: vetchic
"Any time a placenta hits you on the head, you're in a dirty place."
Submitted by: darbiegirl
"I've never been so clean but felt so violated."
Submitted by: Idstad
"I've been rendered olfactory sterile."
Submitted by: vsbndr
"I'm a marshmallow in a freakin' campfire!"
Submitted by: pilgrim101
"If I ever get a business card, that's what I'm gonna put on it: "Mike Rowe, here to make things worse."
Submitted by: vsbndr
