More Rowe-isms:
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"So you're a poo man."
Submitted by: vortigern
"You had me at 'slow-growing virgins.'"
Submitted by: 19lisarose78
"They're very stingy with their poo."
Submitted by: i_am_legend
"I usually handle the comedy."
Submitted by: vortigern
"Uh oh. I've got mud in my shorts. At least ... I hope it's mud."
Submitted by: mikerowe
"Hey there! Can I have your ovum?"
Submitted by: twintiques, Shari
"Holy Cr@p! She just gave birth ... that just isn't natural."
Submitted by: twintiques, Shari
"What you are saying is you couldn't have done this without me, if you will"
Submitted by: twintiques, Shari
Don: "Have you thought about professional help?"
Mike: "Thought about it? I invented it."
Submitted by: red-head, Arlene
"They are just not right in the head. For the record, I wasn't talking about the ostriches!"
Submitted by: julpop38
"What a stupid way to die!"
Submitted by: debbe227
"A critical oversight that has led to yet another mouthful of poo."
Submitted by: cdsmith69
"I think I'm on the verge of learning something."
Submitted by: ajsgrant
"Men who f@rt in church sit in own pew."
Submitted by: twinsmomsc
"... I'm gonna be real good for the rest of my life, 'cause I don't wanna come here when I die."
Submitted by: i_am_legend
"Now that is one clean vulva!"
Submitted by: sarah_bear
"This turd's for you."
Submitted by: ruthdeville
