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Dirty Jobs
Career Compatibility Test
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What Dirty Job Suits You?

We think it takes a very unique person to do the jobs that have been featured on Dirty Jobs. Are you that kind of person? Do you think you could make a living in dirt? Take our career compatibility test to find out.

For each statement, below, choose one response that best fits your personality or experience.

At the zoo, I'm attracted to the robust aromas eminating from the monkeys.


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Among the nicknames I've acquired in my life, "Pig Pen" seems to be most prevalent.


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Most of the things that people call "garbage" still have a lot of use left in them.


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I will never understand why "goo" is not a recognized food group.


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Aren't "mulch" and "dung" fun words to say?


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Food expiration dates are for sissies.


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I believe that if people walked around dirtier, there would be less war.


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When I'm hot and in a quagmire of rotting, stinking, putrid stench ... that's when I really shine.


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I wish that flatulence were not such a social taboo in these politically correct times.


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I have over 30 coffee cans filled with cooking grease, sorted by date, viscosity and type of meat.


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If I were a doctor, I'd like to be a doctor of something bowel-ish.


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I like to go to sleep listening to the gentle ooze of a backed-up, hair-cluttered drain.


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My home is completely furnished with things that other people have thrown out.


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It's fun to use other people's personal items without telling them.


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You know the dank, cold, slimy atmosphere at the bottom of a well? I love that.


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