Think you have Captain John figured out? Take our quiz and find out!
Written by Jessika Toothman, HowStuffWorks
Johnathan Hillstrand Quiz
Which one of these three action junkies does Johnathan admire most?
Evel Knievel
Hulk Hogan
Sylvester Stallone
Not surprisingly, motorcycle daredevil Evil Knievel gets the nod from John, but his dear old mom and dad will always be first overall.
What's something outside of being a crab boat captain that Johnathan prides himself on?
Customizing his Harleys
Mad barbecue skills
Hot poker skills
John is the man to go to for a mean barbecue. Naturally, first-class seafood and shellfish are included in his grilling repertoire.
Where does Johnathan like to head when he's taking some time off?
Mountain road trips
Beach, surf and fishing
Tropical Pacific islands
When he's not bringing home the bacon on the frigid Alaskan high seas, Captain John likes to vacation in Mexico, or anywhere that offers a toasty beach.
What type of music does Captain Johnathan dig?
Rock and roll
Country
Slow jazz
It's rock and roll all the way for Johnathan . He's a big fan of bands like Aerosmith, Kiss and Buckcherry.
What are a few of the TV shows that Johnathan likes to tune in to?
"Deadliest Catch," duh. And anything that features a little Heather Locklear
He might not rock a desk job himself, but Hillstrand can't get enough of "The Office" when he sits down for a little TV time.
Hillstrand's remote almost always zeroes in on the latest CSI and crime shows.
John digs "Deadliest Catch" of course, but he also likes everything Locklear, including "Spin City," and other shows like "Two and a Half Men."
What's a sure-fire way to tick off Johnathan?
Pull a prank on him
Lie to him
Cheat on him at cards
Above all else, Captain John hates it when people are liars, and he's also not too happy with anyone who steals or cocks an attitude.
In 2009, Johnathan was a member of a record-breaking racing team in what type of competition?
Motocross bike racing
Sport fishing
Catamaran racing
On Dec. 15, 2009, Capt. John's Miss GEICO team set a new world record with their racing catamaran's lightning run from Miami to Palm Beach.
What dynamic movie directing duo does Johnathan turn to for a good flick?
the Coen brothers
the Wachowski brothers
the Farrelly brothers
Apart from anything by the Farrelly brothers, Hillstrand is fond of classic comedies like "The Jerk" and "My Name is Nobody." And, of course, "Time Bandits!"
What driving activity really makes John boil over?
getting a parking ticket
sitting in traffic
a flat tire
When traffic slows to a crawl, you can bet speed-loving John won't be a happy camper.
Tough Luck.
You really missed the boat on this one. Better get John to throw you a life preserver.
Not too bad.
For a greenhorn.
Great job!
You make the captain proud. Ready to sign on for a season with the Time Bandit?
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