MIKE ROWE: So what are we going to do out there? We're going to rake blueberries?
LILY: And then we're going to sell them.
MIKE ROWE: We're going to sell them? For lots of money?
LILY: No. Give them to the people which they want, blueberries, you crazy head.
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MIKE ROWE: Tell me you're not happy with that, Dave? Tell me you're not happy with my feet?
BARSKY: I swear to God, all the snots are now dripping down my throat.
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MIKE ROWE: Oh, I've said this many, many times over the years. It's a tragedy that you can't smell this. But somehow or other, I'll call the network. I'll look into a whole scratch and sniff thing. But you need to feel my feet in the back of your throat. All right, I'm going in.
Gol, I think this is worse than Vomit. I think it's the worst ever.
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ALLIE: Okay now, we're going to get the top crust. There you go. I can't believe how well you do.
MIKE ROWE: You know, if you could take some of that shock and awe out of your voice, it would really sound more like a compliment.
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MIKE ROWE: Now, is this bottom or the top we're making?
JANET: That's the bottom.
MIKE ROWE: Does this go on the bottom or does the bottom go on the bottom?
ALLIE: It doesn't matter which is the top.
JANET: Yes, it does.
MIKE ROWE: I realize I'm looking at the bottom. But can we agree that this is the top of the bottom and underneath is the bottom of the bottom?
JANET: Just put it in the pie pan, Mike.
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DOUG: Oh, oh.
MIKE ROWE: What's that?
TESSA: I just got it.
MIKE ROWE: What? What?
TESSA: I got it.
MIKE ROWE: What did you get?
TESSA: That's scat.
MIKE ROWE: Scat?
TESSA: Poop.
MIKE ROWE: Poop from what?
TESSA: A deer.
MIKE ROWE: That's a deer poop? Did you get it?
TESSA: Yes.
MIKE ROWE: Good girl.
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MIKE ROWE: Here's Rotten Egg right here.
HERM: Oh, be careful of that one when you open that.
MIKE ROWE: !!!!!
HERM: Open it up and see what happens. Don't hold it to your nose too close. Go for it.
MIKE ROWE: Oh, shazam. That's awful.
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MIKE ROWE: You don't have any poop, do you?
HERM: No.
MIKE ROWE: Really?
HERM: Next year.
MIKE ROWE: You say no like it's crazy. Like, who would make poop?
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AMBROSE: We're going to turn on the mixer.
MIKE ROWE: Oh, this guy? This guy? That guy? That guy? This guy? This one?
HERM: No, no, Mike.
MIKE ROWE: Which one?
HERM: No, no, no.
MIKE ROWE: Which one?
AMBROSE: Right there. The second one.
MIKE ROWE: This one?
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MIKE ROWE: We can't do this for an hour and 15 minutes. We'll vomit. Vomit. When's the last time you threw up?
AMBROSE: Oh, when we did Vomit, we threw up.
MIKE ROWE: You threw up when you were making Vomit?
AMBROSE: I threw up and I didn't tell anyone.
MIKE ROWE: Well, now your secret's kind of out there.
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